OKH Pet Buying Tip #1

Parrots make very good pets, although they do cause the occasional ruckus, particularly at viewings. Tigers, however, may not be the most family-friendly pets. Old Kinderhook got himself into some trouble when he accepted two tiger cubs from the Sultan of Oman. Congress declared the gifts to be for the people and not for the President, and ordered the cubs be taken to the National Zoo. Taking away pets is very damaging for children, although sometimes necessary, if by Congressional order.